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Why Google is changing quality metrics and what to expect next

posted March 29, 2012 / No Comments

The Google Algorithm has changed and updated. We, in the search engine optimisation industry are used to this phrase already, while you businessmen aren’t! Big Daddy, (insert name here), Panda – you name it & Google will change it! These updates are not done for the sake of updates, but rather to change up the increasingly different metrics that determine relevancy & popularity, and vary the levels of weight that Google places on those search metrics. By changing those factors, Google is working to increase the relevancy of their results to the query so it may improve user experience. It [...]
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Affiliated businesses

posted March 4, 2012 / No Comments

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A History of Hating

posted November 30, 2011 / No Comments

Throughout my life I never really fit in anywhere… with the nerds, with the intellectuals, with drama class students, with the cool kids, with gym rats, with gangstas, with drug dealers, with business professionals… I didn’t need them and it cost me. I decided it wasn’t my fault but merely a reflection of my personality which can be summed up in 4 words. Fuck you, pay me. I really hate being left out of the important work. It feels like I’m being taken advantage of even when I sign the T&C’s. I hate not being in the position to [...]
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My Comedy Apprenticeship

posted May 12, 2011 / No Comments

Hot damn. My apprenticeship in comedy started last night. I’m ready to quit working and throw my shit onto the stage. You can call me a dreamer, but thats better than being asleep, eyes wide open at an office desk for 8 hours a day. As good as the people are at work, if you have to justify why you should be in corporate servitude all your life, then you’re nothing but a zombie who deserves a lifetime of mortgage repayments and consuming. Comedy is what gives me definition. I feel my thoughts, emotions and character strengthen when I [...]
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Month of madness

posted April 24, 2011 / No Comments

Seriously this month has flown past… I’ve been working 7 days a week and it’s just be deadset madness. Last night, met up with the boys and some blokes from Q Room in Thomo. This shit was fucking crazy. We went to Marquee
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Fukushima dreaming

posted April 20, 2011 / No Comments

I’m not one to accept facts as facts without independently questioning. Researching is the best defense to ignorance and herd mentality. It does seems that after a lifetime of watching movies, trying to suspend your reality – it further blurs the lines between the unbiased, objective news… and CNN. So then I see shit like the EPA raising acceptable radiation limits up by 100,000 times the current levels. This is just a “placate the panicked population” strategy. Follow this logic. Let Radiation = Unsafe Therefore, TEPCO dumping radioactive water into the ocean = Unsafe Now Government’s everywhere declare radiation = [...]
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From SEO to roadie for Nick Steven’s Fishing with Dynamite show

posted April 8, 2011 / No Comments

If you’re wondering what it’s like being a roadie, let me tell you one thing. I am now infinitely more funnier and my arse crack shows more. Anyway, enough poetic romanticism and bring on the anecdotes! So last Wednesday I got a call from my mate Rob telling me about his boss doing a comedy show and telling me that I should come down to watch it. I thought to myself, “Hmm… do I really want to pay $20 bucks to hear someone tell Dad jokes for an hour?” Turns out, as per usual that I was wrong. I left [...]
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When the world is on your shoulders, it’s a great time to squat.

posted April 7, 2011 / 1 Comment

To everyone wanting to start training in the gym… heed my words. The path ahead has not been tread yet. Many have stepped out on their own voyage, but until you’ve started walking, no one can predict your future. You may be incredibly weak and only able to bench 60lbs, but give it 2 years of consistently hard work and dedication, and you will be able to push it to higher limits. This is what working out is like. This is what disciplines it will test you in, because the gym is the embodiment of your will. The will to [...]